Daaf Duif

Description

If you can read this, you understand pigeon language. You may read my book. If you’re a cat and you’ve learned pigeon language… (HA HA HA! As if a cat is smart enough to learn pigeon language). If a cat can read this, it means a pigeon is being held captive by the cat, and the pigeon must translate this into meowing. I demand that you release the captive pigeon NOW! My book is full of TOP SECRETS that are NOT meant for cats AT ALL.

Cats beware! Daaf Pigeon is writing a book to defeat Mean Cat and help all the other pigeons.